Turkeys

Is there no end to the dastardly cunning of the Zionist Regime?

Turkish authorities claimed to have found the body of an Israeli spy in the country last week.

It was a bird.

The alleged spy was found in Gaziantep, and was suspected after a ring with a serial number and the word “Israel” stamped on it were found on its leg.

Those clever Turks have unraveled a fiendish plot

Turkish authorities say they have even more damning evidence of Israeli espionage: the bird’s unusually large nostril.

The Beyaz Gazete reports the nostril was big enough to insert a microchip in.

Fiendish Jews and their cunning nostrils! Barbra Streisand might want to rethink her next tour itinerary.