SOFTWARE BLAMED FOR EICHMANNS SLUR

Leftist pretend native American Ward Churchill blames his computer's grammar checker for the little Eichmann's slur:

He did not intend to suggest the 9-11 victims were "little Eichmanns" he claims now. Instead, he blamed the grammar checker for changing what he says he actually wrote: "little Entenmanns" -- referring to the brand of pastries.

"My metaphorical use of food in the essay is, of course, complex to the layman, but surely you've all heard the expression 'as American as apple pie,'" he said. "Well, I'd meant to relate the 'Americanness' and 'lovability' of those poor people who died on 9-11 to the well-known popularity of Entenmann's glazed donuts."

Gee, a layman like me does find that hard to understand, much less believe. Here's my low-brow food based response: eat shit, moron.