HUNG LIKE A NEANDERTHAL

If the likeness reflects reality, Neanderthals were pretty well equipped:

A stone phallus 28,000-years-old has been discovered in a cave in Baden-Wuertemberg in southern Germany, the University of Tubingen said on Wednesday.

In assembling 14 stone fragments found last year in the Hohle Fels cave, archeologists rebuilt the phallus, which is 20 centimetres long and three centimeters wide.

No wonder right-wingers are thought of as Neanderthals.