ROILLING STONES

Keith Richards and Mick Jagger aren't the best of mates at the moment:

Jagger is said to be infuriated by reports that in an interview to publicise the album, Richards said: 'His cock's on the end of his nose. And a very small one at that. Big balls. Small cock.' A newspaper report claimed he 'practically ran over to Keith's suite' at the Four Seasons Hotel in Boston just hours before the band's second show to remonstrate.

The relationship between the two, friends since 1961, is said to be 'frostier than the Arctic circle' - although cynics might say it was ever thus. Two years ago, Richards complained when Jagger was knighted. 'I don't want to step out on stage with someone wearing a fucking coronet ,' the junior Glimmer Twin said. 'It's not what the Stones is about, is it?'

No Keith, it's not.