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As usual, John Kerry is all negative:

In a blistering critique, Kerry said former Federal Emergency Management Agency Director Michael Brown was to Hurricane Katrina "what Paul Bremer is to peace in Iraq; what George Tenet is to 'slam dunk intelligence'; ... what George Bush is to 'Mission Accomplished' and 'Wanted Dead or Alive.' ...

Oh course, Kerry isn't immune to such an approach: what John Kerry is to winning a Presidential election; ... what John Kerry is to a sensible choice of life partner ... There must be loads of 'em.