HACKER FINDS PROOF NASA IN CONTACT WITH ALIENS

Briton Gary McKinnon hacked into NASA and US military computer systems where he discovered wondrous things:

But what came on to the screen was amazing. It was a culmination of all my efforts. It was a picture of something that definitely wasn't man-made.

It was above the Earth's hemisphere. It kind of looked like a satellite. It was cigar-shaped and had geodesic domes above, below, to the left, the right and both ends of it, and although it was a low-resolution picture it was very close up.

This thing was hanging in space, the earth's hemisphere visible below it, and no rivets, no seams, none of the stuff associated with normal man-made manufacturing.

Unfortunately, McKinnon has no proof of his discovery. Funny how that works...