MONEY OFFER REJECTED

The Australian Federation of Islamic Councils has offered to reinstate the $40,000 clerical allowance recently taken off of Sheikh Taj Aldin Alhilali. The proud Sheik respectfully declined to take the money:

"I would like it to be known that for what is left of my life, I have taken the decision to take my stipend from God directly and will not accept a salary from any organisation whether Islamic or otherwise," Sheikh Alhilali said in a statement.

"I also confirm that I will not be going to Centrelink."

So, what's he going to do for cash? Maybe he's gone Breatharian.