VEGAN HUMOUR ATTEMPTED

In an article about shoes suitable for vegans Lucy Siegel tries to make funny while recommending a supplier of vegan friendly, non-leather footwear:

Had Judy Garland embraced veganism instead of drink and drugs, she'd surely have patronised the Dorothy-inspired heels from www.beyondskin.co.uk.

There are, of course, no alcohlic or drug taking vegans. Which makes sites like this a bit of a puzzle.

Anyway, if you're a vegan woman wanting a pair of non-leather shoes you might like this plain but stylish pair – the £165.00 price of the shoes is way funnier than the Judy Garland dig.