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Conservative Muslim women might wear figure disguising formless outer-clothing but underneath they're fashion tigers:

"The girls I know from Saudi have an incredible love of fashion," she says. "It's precisely because they wear abayas that they can be so outlandish underneath. Because it all goes on beneath the veil and behind closed doors, they don't feel inhibited. Sequins, miniskirts, pink hot pants - the more garish the better."

Yeah well, that's got me feeling uninhibited... anyone want to know what I wear under my jeans?