AUSTRALIANS FATTER THAN EVER; LIVING LONGER THAN EVER

New figures from the Australian Bureau of Statistics show Australians live longer than ever. The fast food induced obesity epidemic mega-die off is just down the road a piece unless, however, a future leftist government saves us from ourselves. They will force us to be healthy with a tax to the max on everything we enjoy that is bad for us: we will then live much longer but enjoy life a lot less. Welcome to paradise.