JACQUES CHIRAC MAULED BY OWN DOG
Presa canario? American pit bull, perhaps? Or maybe a bitey Alsatian? Nope, the poor guy was mangled by a Maltese poodle. In its defense, the poor dog is clinically depressed. Well yeah, you wouldn't be too happy either if you were the poorest excuse for a dog on the planet and spent all your time hanging out with Jacques Chirac.
posted by Anonymous at 10:30 PM |
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The list of reasons to dislike Chirac is too long to bother putting down.
Speaking of "putting down" there was no news of what will happen to the clinically depressed poodle. I don't think more pills is the answer.
"The animal, named Sumo, had become increasingly violent over the past years and was prone to making 'vicious, unprovoked attacks'"
It could get a job as a leftist blogger?
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