CARLA BRUNI PHOTOS DISAPPOINTMENT

A story about explicit photos of Carla Bruni has caused a huge surge in visitors to RWDB:

Hundreds of "highly intimate" photographs and videos of the French president's wife and her former lover have been stolen in Paris.

Gawkers are arriving here by the hundred having Googled "carla bruni photos" or similar. Those hoping to find the "shocking" photos they're looking for will be mighty disappointed to find a link to photos showing Bruni smoking.