DEPTHS PLUMBED

An email notification this morning advised that I had again, without my knowledge, commented at An Onanous Lefty:

I masturbated over young Clare too. But to be fair, I was still kind of thinking of Tim at the same time.

When the comment disappeared I assumed Jeremy was tired of the fake Beck comments joke. Nope, the comment soon reappeared:

I VERBed over young Clare too. But to be fair, I was still kind of thinking of Tim at the same time.

EDIT BY SITEOWNER: Sorry, "J.F. Beck" – that mental image was one step too far.

And after further editing:

I *********ed over young Clare too. But to be fair, I was still kind of thinking of Tim at the same time.

EDIT BY SITEOWNER: Sorry, “J.F. Beck” – that mental image was one step too far. And while we’re on the subject – Jesus, man. The depths you’ll sink to get yourself “hits”.

As for masturbation fantasies, any red-blooded male will be aroused by that girly presence, the fashionably unkempt hair, those bright eyes, that crooked little smile, the glimpse of chest and the sculpted neck. Excuse me, I'll be back in a few minutes.