BECK'S COROLLARIES TO BLAIR'S LAWS
For Blair's Laws see here -- didn't know there were two, did you?
Corollary to law one: The farther left or right are the merging idiocies the greater the likelihood that the resulting entity will be dangerous rather than merely useless. See here.
Corollary to law two: Teh left has a poor understanding of legal processes and really should think before typing.
Update: Blair's Law #2 has disappeared without explanation. Hmm, this sort of thing happens a lot lately. Dubya is gone so we can't blame him.