BIKE RIDER PUMPED

A middle-aged guy is riding his bicycle, not bothering anyone, when out of the blue a gang of tattooed females knocks him to the ground and pleasures him:

As the man was lying defenceless on the ground, the women proceeded to pull off his trousers and underwear and molest him sexually before fleeing the scene.

Police hope similar, previously unreported crimes, will now now come to light. It ain't gonna happen.