GO ON STICK YOUR HAND IN THERE, I DARE YOU

The raging obesity epidemic has created a problem for police who now have all sorts of secret spots needing to be inspected:

An obese prisoner in Harris County, Texas, has been charged with illegal possession of a firearm after he was discovered to be hiding a 9mm pistol in between his rolls of fat, local media reported.

A police spokesman told the Chronicle that Vera was searched three times over the course of his arrest and booking at the jail but managed to conceal the handgun with his rolls of fat until it was discovered in the shower.

I reckon get a small crane to turn them upside down and shake them.