Friday, October 23, 2009

Boundary encountered

A 25 year-old West Australian could spend life in a Texas prison if convicted of multiple child offences. As so often happens with men accused of such crimes this guy thinks he's special:

"US authorities discovered internet postings they believe Zirus wrote on a MySpace forum where he declared he was a member of the Shadoran movement and it was 'a fact that 8 out of 10 boys are bisexual but only 2 out of these 8 will ever admit it'''.

"I am a Shadoran and we have a special 'sexuality''called 'neltia' (r'neltia for male and l'neltia for female) - this 'sexuality' is unique because it has no boundries (sic),' Zirus allegedly wrote.

"You are open to love from ANY age, race or gender ... I will love whom ever I love."

When visiting Texas it's a good idea to leave your neltia at home.


Anonymous Chistery said...

Straight out of the book, this one...

Inventing a Cult - Tip #6

Create an air of authencity, mysticism and ancestory by inventing a bunch of words to describe souls, spirits and religous ranks. When using the made up word, be sure to respectful also say the english equivalent so it appears you are educating the listener.

Inventing a Cult - Tip #11

Demonstrate to the world that you are high up in the order of your cult by changing your name into something starting with the letter x, y or z.

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