Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Mother Earth's problems solved

Far Left Bolivian lunatic Evo Morales knows how to fix the multiple problems confronting humankind:

These are things that cannot just be solved with money. We have to resolve problems of life and humanity. And that’s the problem that planet earth faces today. And this means ending capitalism.

With the advent of Morales's communist utopia all human progress must stop:

Living better is to exploit human beings. It’s plundering natural resources. It’s egoism and individualism. Therefore, in those promises of capitalism, there is no solidarity or complementarity. There’s no reciprocity. So that’s why we’re trying to think about other ways of living lives and living well, not living better. Not living better. Living better is always at someone else’s expense. Living better is at the expense of destroying the environment.

Let's all live well on a collective farm. The razor wire? That keeps out marauding cabbage-eating rabbits. Some pretty scary thoughts roam the wide open spaces inside commie heads.

Money might not be the solution but that doesn't stop Morales demanding a mountain of it from evil capitalists while they're still around:

The best thing would be that all war spending be directed towards climate change, instead of spending it on troops in Iraq, in Afghanistan or the military bases in Latin America. This money would be better directed to attending to the damages that were created by the United States. And, of course, this isn’t just $100 billion; this is probably trillions and trillions of dollars.

Morales will be only to happy to hold the cash in his Swiss bank account, you know, for safe keeping, until he figures out how best to spend it for the benefit of all humanity.


Anonymous Mark said...

He doesn't want to take the money Beck. It's just that he's the only one who is ideologically pure enough to be able to handle it without succumbing to evils of capitalist temptation. He will safeguard it for the people. In his palace. And his holiday homes in Europe.

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