Tiger Woods in deep kimchi (update: the porn connection)

It ain't looking good for Tiger -- the politician mother-in-law is flying in from Sweden. This comes after attention-seeking girlfriend number six put her hand up in a "hey, look at me" moment. Oh how things are different to the good old days when "home-wrecker" was the last thing any self-respecting female wanted to add to her CV.

What's needed to keep this story going is someone to come forward with an explicit Woods video. Hey, I wonder if Tiger's ever been in Paris?

Update: The story has new appeal with the emergence of girlfriend number seven, porn actress Holly Sampson.