Loewsuit

Despite a history of dishonesty, embarrassing errors and wholly incompetent journalism, Antony Loewenstein continues to be good enough for Our ABC.

Clearly on the lookout for a new girlfriend since being mercilessly dumped, he's finally bought himself a suit, truly befitting a man of such unemployment. Alas Antony assumed from his vast media training that nobody would see below the desk and didn't think a quality pair of pants was as important. I'm sure CNN are banging down his parent's door looking for him.

I'd comment on what he said, but frankly I can't work it out. Something about Climate Change. Oh, and Israel. Of course.