Space. The Final Fatwa.

Time Magazine reports:

A religious watchdog in the United Arab Emirates has issued a fatwa against traveling to Mars with Dutch entrepreneur Bas Lansdorp’s project Mars One.

So no Illudium Q-36 Explosive Infidel Modulator then.

Apparently:

The organization, General Authority of Islamic Affairs and Endowments (GAIAE), has likened the voyage to committing suicide, something that is forbidden according to Islam.

Riiiight.....