Student reveals: no war in Australia

Student Stuart McMillen was walking down the street, not bothering anyone, except possibly the girl he was with, when an Australian soldier supposedly pointed a weapon in his direction. After giving the matter some thought, Stuart decided he was unhapy about this:

"But then I realised that that was an Australian Army soldier pointing their gun at an Australian citizen in Australia, where there's currently no wars happening, so I thought that was a bit inappropriate."

"I think they were probably just having a little bit of fun, pretending they were driving through the streets of Baghdad or something like that."

I wonder if Stuart came to these conclusions by himself or whether he consulted with the girlfriend?

Given Coalition Forces' propensity for snatching, hooding and rendering innocent civilians to torture-loving foreign Hell-holes, Stuart should consider himself lucky to be still walking the streets.