MUSLIMS IN NEED OF CHANT TRAINING

Clever chants – there's nothing like a catchy chant to liven up a demonstration – heard at a recent Muslim protest in London:

"USA watch your back, Osama is coming back" and "Kill, kill USA, kill, kill George Bush". A small detail of police watched as they shouted: "Bomb, bomb New York" and "George Bush, you will pay, with your blood, with your head".

What crappy chants. I humbly suggest the following:

Two... Four... Six... Eight... We're the goons that de-cap-i-tate.

Pretty catchy, no?