ALLAH REALLY HATES THEM POOFTERS

A weekly al Qaeda internet newscast recently debuted. It even featured a weather segment of sorts:

The final segment was about Hurricane Katrina. "The whole Muslim world was filled with joy" at the disaster, the anchorman said. He went on to say that President Bush was "completely humiliated by his obvious incapacity to face the wrath of God, who battered New Orleans, city of homosexuals." Hurricane Ophelia's brush with North Carolina was also mentioned.

San Francisco stands warned.