DC PEACE PROTEST HEALTH HAZARD

What's worse than a congregation of lefties? A congregation of infectious lefties, of course:

Small amounts of bacteria detected in the District during last weekend's war protests are not harmful and probably occurred naturally, say officials from the D.C. Department of Health.

D.C. Health Director Dr. Gregg Pane tells WTOP Radio that the bio-watch collectors, operated by the Department of Homeland Security, tested positive for a small amount of Tularemia [rabbit fever] last weekend during the protests on the National Mall.

Dirty hippies.