KENNEDY BACKS KERRY FOR '08

If Kerry runs in 2008, he has Teddy Kennedy's support:

"If he runs, I would support him," Kennedy told The Associated Press in an interview at his Boston office.

Now there's a winning team. In other political news, Al Gore finally acknowledges the obvious: he's unelectable:

"I have absolutely no plans and no expectations of ever being a candidate again."

He can always fall back on inventing stuff.