LIQUORED-UP LOUTS VS CULTURED KRAUTS

Me, I'm proud to call Australia home. Antony Loewenstein doesn't share my pride, defining Australia as a culturally immature land populated by beer swilling louts. Germany, by contrast, is a land of cultured book lovers.

With an unemployment rate of over 10%, Germans need something to do in their spare time, other than make kiddy porn, that is. As for alcohol abuse, it appears that Germany's problem is similar in size and scope to Australia's.
If Loewenstein has any sense, he won't try to define anything again, ever. What are the chances?