SKELETONS IN THE PRESIDENTIAL CLOSET

A former Bush administration official talks about his soured relationship with Dubya:

"The problem was with George Bush — the scandals and the rumored scandals, the incubating ones and the dying ones never ended. Whatever moral compass the president was consulting was leading him in the wrong direction. His closets were full of skeletons just waiting to burst out."

Oops, my mistake, that's Clinton FBI Director Louis Freeh talking about Bubba, whose compass had to be broken; look at the females it's led him to.