RODEO BAN DEMAND

Everyone with a any sense knows that rodeo is a pretty rough sport. Against Animal Cruelty Tasmanian wants rodeoing banned not just because it's a barbaric and outdated spectacle but because the clowns' humour is situationally inappropriate:

The clowns came while the horse was dying in the background behind a screen. Ten or so metres in front of that on the arena they had two clowns undressing each other and rolling around in the mud, and while that horse was dying the crowd was in hysterical laughter.

Even worse, rodeo is an import from the evil imperialist empire:

"Competitors dress in American clothing, they call horses by the American term ‘Bronco’, they use American saddles they even call themselves cowboys.”

It must have been a real struggle to not lay blame on the Chimpster.

Quick, someone name a truly Australian sport. Quokka soccer?