GLOBAL PANDEMIC POSTPONED

According to the latest research, a mega-multi-million death bird-flu pandemic looks unlikely:

Despite the panic in Russia, researchers in other parts of Europe have been trying to work out why the H5NI virus hasn't yet turned into the global pandemic many have predicted.

And Dutch and Japanese scientists have made a heartening discovery: that avian influenza buries itself too deeply inside the human lungs to be spread easily by coughing or sneezing.

Okay lefties, back to full time Global Warming fearing.