BOVINE AWARDED

News from North Korea:

The 4th National Korean Wrestling Tournament for the "Grand Bull Prize" was held at the Korean wrestling ground on Rungra Island of Pyongyang from September 28 to October 2 amid the great interests of the entire Korean people. Pak Chun Min from Pyongyang placed the first and won the grand bull prize.

No, the guy wasn't awarded a real bull; that would have blown the country's meat budget for the next six months.