BEWARE THE UNSATIATED RUSSIAN GIRLFRIEND
There are disadvantages to being a poor lover:
A 40 year old man from Luleå received life-threatening injuries after being stabbed in the lung by his 28 year old Russian girlfriend.What the hell did she plan to do with a pen or a fork?
The 40 year old says that his girlfriend was disappointed with the quality of their sex that evening.
The woman claims that she grabbed the first item that came to hand, only realising later that it was not a pen or a fork as she had initially thought.