BLOGGER DIAGNOSES OWN PARANOIA


Any blogger with confidence in his writing would be flattered by reader interest. A delusional blogger might, on the other hand, find such interest unsettling:

Let’s just say that it’s a little bit paranoid the way someone has been scanning my blog of late. Not that I’m an expert on the matter, but I think a referral to a psychiatrist and a few prescriptions to Zyprexa would clear things up a little.

Commenters are seen as part of the conspiracy to persecute:

He’s just the latest in a line of trolls commenting here after JF Beck has directed them to try and shut down debate because “[he] don’t understand; ergo, it’s wrong/evil.”

Okay I admit it, this post contains a coded message to my troll army directing them to shut down debate by... commenting at another blog. In reality it was big-brained Bruce who shut down debate by banning me for daring to point out his imbecility.

Couple the above with delusions of grandeur (with a bit of stalking paranoia thrown in) and an inclination to invent new words (for writing gibberish) and you've got one mixed up dude, who is, by the way, a trainee teacher. There is apparently a shortage.

Update: Bruce's word problems continue:

Traffic from the usual sources has been a bit quiet the past couple of weeks. It’s not just here though. I’ve noticed a bit of a malaise in commentary at a number of other blogs as well so I’m figuring their traffic has dropped off a bit as well.

Bruce is nothing if not entertaining.