BEWARE THE CAT LOVER

Cat lovers present as all warm and cuddly; don't you believe it:

A man who specialised in family conflict killed his parents with an axe when they laughed at him over the death of his cat, a court has heard.

Mr Ransom said Harper, a counsellor who specialised in family conflict, had snapped when his parents laughed at him over the death of his cat, and had repeatedly hit them both over the head with an axe.

Well, that ends that conflict.