Monday, October 06, 2008


Lawyer Wally Sear, worried that "virtual body search" scanning technology might cause damage to, and reveal the size of, his dangly-bits, bemoans the introduction of the "new, intrusive airport x-ray machines" which provide a "higher level of radiation whenever you get on a plane".

Now whereas Wally might rightly worry that his declothed image will produce chuckles amongst those tasked with viewing it, he need not worry that his testicles are going to be fried; the scanners do not use x-rays.


Anonymous kae said...

would fried testicles, in some cases, be such a bad thing, Mr Beck?

6:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wally is not great on attention to detail.

5:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Some of these machines do use backscatter x-ray technology. But not the ones he's worried about.

2:04 PM  

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