Tuesday, April 14, 2009


Looking for that ideal camping destination? You know, where the dogs can run free and bonfires are Okay. Try a National Park, you won't be disappointed.


Anonymous Spot_the_dog said...

Should I tell everyone why you know so much about national parks and conservation, old boy? Just give me the word.

6:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is there anyone who doesn't already know that unleashed dogs and lighting open fires in national parks is not OK, fake spot? Well, besides Jeremy and his mates?

7:45 PM  
Anonymous J F Beck said...

Stand by for a big sad story about how I'm an evil stalker.

8:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous, you cannot have been staying where Keri and Jeremy were staying - as they say they camped at the Mulwala National Park (in a post put up by Keri that Jeremy links to). Is "Mulwala National Park" not a "National Park"?

8:29 AM  
Anonymous J F Beck said...

Really? That explains why there's no listing for the Mulwala National Park Keri refers to.

Notice how my post refers to dogs running free and bonfires? Dogs are indeed allowed in most state forests but it's expected they will be kept on a leash, at least in and around camp sites.

Likewise, fires are allowed but should be built in an existing fireplace or a 30cm deep trench. Fires are to be kept small with it suggested campers should bring their own wood. Where possible campers should use a lightweight camp stove for cooking.

The pictured fire is quite large – notice the distance kept by those sitting around it.

Nice try.

8:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If it wasn't a national park then the only one who was 'owned' was Keri who has once again displayed her inability to think straight.

9:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Campfires, eh? Not very green. Did they buy carbon offsets to counteract all the greenhouse gas they generated? Perhaps the need to eliminate greenhouse gasses only apply to other people. Not those wealthy enough to be able to go camping for a long weekend.

11:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is perhaps the worst looking gathering at the worst looking place in the world. All those foul mutts, dressed up! Those people, wearing odd clothes! And no booze. I would have called a cab.

2:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There's no national parks there.
Its a state forest and we were allowed to have a fire. Jeremy had to cook his steak for god's sake. It was good friday and he had steak to eat. espite the supermarket being closed.
The fire was only tiny and the dogs under voice contrl at all times. The boys on the other hand were too pissed to be under any control. One wore a bra. Not Keri's


2:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It isn't Jeremy that dressed up like a girl.
Or maybe he did ... there was some kind of dress-up night that would have given me the shivers.
But the Keg got dressed up.
She had a cowboy hat and a moustache for her costume, so perhaps was Burt Reynolds.
As I say, I would have set out on my own, into the dark night, with a torch and a map and a compass, and thrown myself at the mercy of a passing car.

3:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is anyone else reminded of "stuff white people like"?

3:42 PM  
Anonymous Toaf said...

Why are most of the commenters here anonymous?

5:11 PM  
Anonymous cosmicjester said...

some people find it hard to figure out a new name for each sockpuppet Toaf

5:24 PM  
Anonymous Cambo said...

Why use the cavalry against a kamikaze, limped dicked, suicide squad?

7:03 PM  
Anonymous Cambo said...

In fact, all Beck's anonymous comments remind me of all those cloned mini Rolf Harris' in that famed Goodies episode.

7:05 PM  
Anonymous J F Beck said...

Yeah well, wouldn't you like to have a dick big enough to have a limp?

7:32 PM  
Anonymous J F Beck said...

And when is spot going to tell us why I know so much about national parks and conservation?

7:34 PM  
Anonymous Cambo said...

Ah.. the Little Beck appears -- the real walkie-talkie doll. Are you going to sing 'Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport' or are you going to take a couple of steps and fall off a table with your head coming off completely. An accident no doubt...

8:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Like cosmicjester with his abuse of Doop's image as his avatar, Jeremy's years of hiding behind blackadder or the goons showing up here, why must this brand of lefties hide behind other people's genius to make their points? The Goodies were the funniest people on tv. You guys aren't insulting Beck, you're just reminding us how brilliant the Goodies were.

8:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, Cambo - are you Dr Cam?

8:12 PM  

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