Thursday, April 23, 2009


It's possible a very few people have died as a reult of being subdued with a Taser. Tasers can also be fatal for users:
You've actually got to be quite close to someone before it (a Taser) can work," [Chief Commissioner Simon Overland ] told the Melbourne Press Club on Tuesday. "If you've got a homicidal maniac with an axe running at you and you're relying on this thing and it doesn't work, you're dead."
Sometimes it's best to shoot to kill. Who would envy a police officer having to make -- sometimes in a split second -- such a decision?


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I will give Jeremy $57,000 if he will let me taser his cats.

10:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We could taser the dead-looking dog on the camping trip, too. Jolt it into behaviour more typical of a dog on a camping trip.

10:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I will give Jeremy $97,000 if he lets me come at the cats with an axe.

10:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A dog in a hat would be funny too, provided it was a proper dog and not that strange mop thing they had in the fold-up chair.

11:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Actually, it would also be fun to taser the mop-dog.

11:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But not as much fun as to taser the cats.
They would leap and bound, hopefully out that window they are forever perched on, with their bony mouths open like hungry birds.

11:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I want to punch the cats in their bony mouths.

11:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I will pay Jeremy $107,000, if he has the half dead pitbull from the camping trip fight both his cats at the same time.

12:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I will pay Jeremy two hundred and twelve thousand dollars if he lets the half-dead dog taser the bony cats in the mouth.

12:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I will give Jeremy three hundred and ninety five thousand dollars if he PERSONALLY lets the taser loose on his dry-tongued pussy.

12:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes! The cat must be allowed to wield the Taser ... I can see it now, walking tall upon two back legs, walking unsteadily, like a man with both legs in brace and splints, through the swinging parlour doors, evil eyes flashing, with Jeremy cowering under the bar, wet hands upon his eyelids, and the Keg trying to make like a Keg, crouched down with the other kegs, barely different.

12:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I will give Jeremy eight hundred and fifty five thousand dollars if he lets me sleep, in the Biblical sense, with the bra-clad dog.

12:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I will taser Jeremy for free. He's so simple, it might not work, he might think it's what an orgasm would feel like.

1:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is the cat in the Western scene wearing Keg's hat? Because it works better if the cat is wearing a cowboy hat, rather than coming through the salon doors bare-headed, with the Texas sun shining through it's naked ears.

1:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They have a funny arse, too, like a sultana.

2:24 PM  

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