RODENT PROBLEM

Not long ago a rodent infestation was easily handled: set spring-loaded death-traps or put out poison, or both. The potential disease-spreaders now have rights and should be trapped and euthanised humanely -- capturing alive and dispatching with a sharp blow from a hammer is suggested. Exploding the little critters with a Rodenator is a no no. Malcolm Fraser was right: life wasn't meant to be simple.