Saturday, October 03, 2009


Pure Poison's most boyish boy, Jeremy Sear, is sad and offended. So what's got him riled this time? It can't be usual suspect Andrew Bolt; he's still out of town. Maybe somebody's using one of Jeremy's cat photos without permission. Or perhaps somebody's making fun of his hair. Nope, his knickers are all a bunch over news organisations daring to mention Australians are amongst the missing in earthquake ravaged Padang. Something's not quite right in that boy's head.

Update: When it comes to whining Jeremy could take lessons from fellow PP boy Dave Gaukroger:
It’s been 15 years since I left my home town of Inverell for university, and I never went back to live there again. I had an uneasy relationship with my birthplace, I came from a reasonably prominent family, which meant that I was never able to get away with any sort of bad behaviour, and my school days aren’t really memories that I cherish. Consequently, I embraced the opportunity that uni gave me to somewhat recreate myself without the constraints that I felt that Inverell had imposed upon me, and when uni was finished I chose to settle in Albury rather than my home town.
It’s just like Princess Di fleeing the paparazzi or Michael Jackson using a disguise so he could venture out in public. The white-hot glare of Inverell high society was simply too much for prominent Dave to tolerate.

Life is tough when you’re a young lefty related to the owners of a rural car dealership... that doesn't sell Priuses.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Awesome stalking, JF! Still no.1!

12:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Both pointless and creepy. An unusual combination.

5:07 PM  

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