Monday, December 28, 2009

Ground vulture brain: The key to winning lotto

No one seems to have noticed that vulture brain smokers don't win lotto:

The traditional medicinal practice of smoking dried vulture brains to induce a vision of winning lotto numbers is killing off the bird's population in South Africa, researchers say. .... Rolled into a cigarette or inhaled as vapours, vulture brains can also help at the horse races, boost an exam performance, or lure more clients to a business, according to believers.

Unfortunately, smoking dried vulture brain does induce a craving for rotting flesh. Oh well, pass me some of that rhino horn and the bear bile gravy.


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