Avatar causes brain explosion
Stick with porn, it's safer:
A 42-year-old Taiwanese man with a history of high blood pressure has died of a stroke likely triggered by over-excitement from watching the blockbuster Avatar in 3D, a doctor says.
This is apparently the first death directly attributable to the movie. It won't be the last -- Avatar viewers are coming out of theatres depressed and suicidal. Many viewers asserting that imagining they are Na'vi makes them blue.
Update: Since there were other things I needed to do at the time this was originally posted in haste. I have therefore edited it slightly and added a link.