How to blog like a pro
Since I'm a mere hobby blogger with a modest audience there's no point in me giving any blogging tips, so the following ideas have been lifted from someone who writes for a living.
First, find someone else's work either worthy of criticism or of further dissemination.
Second, isolate a catchy excerpt – 1,862 words out of 3,000 will do.
Third, include a link to an irrelevant or tangentially related article (or two).
Fourth, add 36 finely crafted words of your own.
Voilà, you're a professional blogger; interview requests and writing gig offers will now pour in.
posted by Anonymous at 5:11 PM |
2 Comments:
Hahaha.....
Five: Pretend to be Jewish. Come on JF. You're just as qualified! And you probably know more...
Hey there's an Australian novelist that writes like a 14 year old boy wanking to science fiction and war fantasy that's an international bestseller - so why not a blogger that writes like an 11 year old girl without even the grammar and spelling skills?
If you get the populist zeitgeist and apparently look like a gothic creep this appears to work to some degree. Whatever that is.
Or maybe just in his own conceited trashpile of a mind. He seems to think he's an Ozzie Chomsky. This is good for humour
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