Monday, August 23, 2010

Ugly Australians

Muslim identity Irfan Yusuf is repulsed by ordinary Australians he finds "alien and ugly looking creatures" presumed to be Tony Abbott supporters. This is somewhat paradoxical in that Yusuf's visage is widely purported to rid rats, scare off marauding crows and be posted on the outside of numerous parents' doors as a means of insuring their children steer clear of the master bedroom while they're having sex.


Anonymous Dan Lewis said...

Well I heard Irfan was specifically advised by his Mullah NOT to blow himself up, as the 72 virgins in paradise had threatened to walk off the job.

Anyway, isn't it Ramadan now? Exactly WHAT is Irfan even doing in McDonalds during daylight hours?

For that matter, what is Irfan doing outside in daylight?

5:28 PM  

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