Monday, December 13, 2010

Bolt-lust shows no sign of waning

PP boy Jeremy Sear’s obsession with Andrew Bolt has now lasted almost twice as long as his first marriage, and shows no sign of ending. Yet way back in February 2005, Sear promised:
I think this is enough Andrew Bolt for a while. ... It was a brief fling, but I'm bored with him now.

From now on, Andrew Bolt-related posts only when I'm desperate for material.
Over the 95 weeks it has been online, Crikey's Pure Poison has produced a cult-like 363 Bolt-posts, 131 of them authored by a "desperate for material" Jeremy. One more year and Jeremy’s “brief fling” will be longer than World War Two.

His mate at Crikey, Dave Gaukroger, is only a novice Bolt-luster, but he shares Jeremy’s gift for stupid. In a recent Tweet, Dave sarcastically wrote that the Daily Telegraph’s “accuracy” was his favourite thing about the newspaper. But Dave’s Tweet was inaccurate. He blames the Daily Telegraph for those bogus naked Pauline Hanson photographs. That was the Sunday Telegraph.

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3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wally, channeling Tom Cruise, to the Bolta: "You... complete me" ~sob~

If Andrew Bolt didn't exist, they'd have to invent him. :D

7:37 PM  
Blogger Minicapt said...

Without Andrew Bolt?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnJUWwSx1kE

Cheers

10:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

His first wife did dump him pretty neatly.

She left her garbage for Keri to pick up.

12:17 PM  

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