I know it's a bit of a tired argument to say "if you don't like it, leave", "change the channel", "buy another newspaper" etc.
But dude. Seriously.
At the very least, if you're going to hang around here complaining about the content and be the local whiny bitch, you could at least be mildly entertaining in your insults, no?
Not the wife Mr Sensitive, nothing to do with her. The big J is losing his figure. You know like, the before and after shots?
You obviously spend your time analysing Sear's before and after shots and keeping tabs on his figure. I prefer more worthwhile leisure pursuits, like not obsessing about people I've probably never met.
And the 'eating every day' phrase was a reference to his wife's blog, and ergo to her. Don't insult my intelligence by trying to claim otherwise.
I know it's a bit of a tired argument to say "if you don't like it, leave", "change the channel", "buy another newspaper" etc.
Actually, LD, I see my contributions here as something of a community service.
This blog, on the whole, is a vapid quagmire of wingnut jibes, obsessions and failed attempts at humour. I like to provide a contrasting voice to demonstrate just how feeble some of the posting here actually is. (Which is not to suggest that it is all dross; there have been some posts here that I have enjoyed.)
"You obviously spend your time analysing Sear's before and after shots and keeping tabs on his figure"
Yeah my analysis consisted of two clicks, 20 seconds and 20/20 eyesight.
Pretty obsessive. Hours of study.
The inference, spanner, was that he's indulging too much in her cooking. My God I just realised how horrible that is to say. Or then again not. He should just go for a run.
You really are a hypersensitive tool that makes assumptions 'without evidence'. Can't help yourself from being a knob I guess. Part of the fragile ego.
I don't give any attention to the changing body weight of far-away bloggers; it is not relevant to their ideas or my life. Why on Earth you think it is worth commenting on is a mystery. Unless, of course, you were an embittered, venomous, anonymous troll...
Interestingly certain other blogs immediately censor similar 'contributions' if they upset particularly sensitive/hypocritical people operating them.
Yes, and it is to the credit of this blog that no such censorship occurs. Otherwise dissenters (like me) and dysfunctionals (like you) would probably be quickly silenced.
If you don't find a prat doing a serious 'Blue Steel' for the camera funny, there's no hope for you.
And when you get your kicks out of mocking people's photographs, then there's definitely none for you.
Of course you could post your own photographs to demonstrate that you are more handsome and camera-friendly than the guy you are mocking. But we both know that'll never happen, don't we? So the invisible will keep chanting 'Man, is just so fat/ugly/gormless'.
PS a village idiot is not dissenting. He's a village idiot.
Continuing with the same low standard of debate you established a while ago, I see.
"Of course you could post your own photographs to demonstrate that you are more handsome and camera-friendly than the guy you are mocking"
Whether I'm handsome or otherwise is irrelevant. I don't upload pictures of myself seriously doing a 'Blue Steel' on the internet, and then expect people not to take the piss. That is mockworthy.
But some are sensitive luveys, not sure why. After all you would'nt do it would you?
I do also concede 'John' you are a better mass debater than myself.
So, John automatically assumes that any jibe about a person's weight is actually directed to his wife.
If I was the subject's wife, say, and was reading John's comments, I would be angry with him. Of course, John has "probably never met" the subject or his wife, so John should be fine. Proba ly
John automatically assumes that any jibe about a person's weight is actually directed to his wife.
When it references the name of her blog, then yes, of course it is directed to his wife, or at least about her. It insults the intelligence to suggest otherwise.
Says the man who just called someone 'The Flatus'.
The person concerned initiated that by calling himself 'john's flatus' in one of the several nicks he has used. And since he self-identified as such, who am I to deny his wishes?
Do you actually think that what you wrote made sense?
Yes, at least to those who can read. Which I acknowledge probably excludes a few here.
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That's a little unimpressive. Something about testosterone levels? Sparse fuzz and a pinstripe? Mmmmm. Good 'Blue Steel' look happening though.
Is that a hip Mr Bean?
I agree Beck.
When Sear or Loewenstein update their underwear collections, I'll know where to come for analysis and thoughtful opinion.
Hmmm. Eating every day? Maybe all day from the looks.
Oh I see, it's also a prompt for little Becky's even littler satellites to emerge and insult Sear's wife.
Personal obsessions, nitpicking and fat jokes. No wonder they booted you from Asian Correspondent and sent you back to the corner of the Internet.
Not the wife Mr Sensitive, nothing to do with her. The big J is losing his figure. You know like, the before and after shots? Such hard work
John,
I know it's a bit of a tired argument to say "if you don't like it, leave", "change the channel", "buy another newspaper" etc.
But dude. Seriously.
At the very least, if you're going to hang around here complaining about the content and be the local whiny bitch, you could at least be mildly entertaining in your insults, no?
Not the wife Mr Sensitive, nothing to do with her. The big J is losing his figure. You know like, the before and after shots?
You obviously spend your time analysing Sear's before and after shots and keeping tabs on his figure. I prefer more worthwhile leisure pursuits, like not obsessing about people I've probably never met.
And the 'eating every day' phrase was a reference to his wife's blog, and ergo to her. Don't insult my intelligence by trying to claim otherwise.
I know it's a bit of a tired argument to say "if you don't like it, leave", "change the channel", "buy another newspaper" etc.
Actually, LD, I see my contributions here as something of a community service.
This blog, on the whole, is a vapid quagmire of wingnut jibes, obsessions and failed attempts at humour. I like to provide a contrasting voice to demonstrate just how feeble some of the posting here actually is. (Which is not to suggest that it is all dross; there have been some posts here that I have enjoyed.)
"You obviously spend your time analysing Sear's before and after shots and keeping tabs on his figure"
Yeah my analysis consisted of two clicks, 20 seconds and 20/20 eyesight.
Pretty obsessive. Hours of study.
The inference, spanner, was that he's indulging too much in her cooking. My God I just realised how horrible that is to say. Or then again not. He should just go for a run.
You really are a hypersensitive tool that makes assumptions 'without evidence'. Can't help yourself from being a knob I guess. Part of the fragile ego.
"I see my contributions here as something of a community service"
Contributions of.......dross.
Interestingly certain other blogs immediately censor similar 'contributions' if they upset particularly sensitive/hypocritical people operating them.
Hmm what are they afraid of?
The Flatus doth protest too much.
I don't give any attention to the changing body weight of far-away bloggers; it is not relevant to their ideas or my life. Why on Earth you think it is worth commenting on is a mystery. Unless, of course, you were an embittered, venomous, anonymous troll...
Interestingly certain other blogs immediately censor similar 'contributions' if they upset particularly sensitive/hypocritical people operating them.
Yes, and it is to the credit of this blog that no such censorship occurs. Otherwise dissenters (like me) and dysfunctionals (like you) would probably be quickly silenced.
"embittered, venomous, anonymous troll..."
I think that's called projection. Excellent text book example Johnno. Nice job.
If you don't find a prat doing a serious 'Blue Steel' for the camera funny, there's no hope for you.
Suggest you follow your own advice re the last point, in your 'hypothetical' blog.
PS a village idiot is not dissenting. He's a village idiot.
If you don't find a prat doing a serious 'Blue Steel' for the camera funny, there's no hope for you.
And when you get your kicks out of mocking people's photographs, then there's definitely none for you.
Of course you could post your own photographs to demonstrate that you are more handsome and camera-friendly than the guy you are mocking. But we both know that'll never happen, don't we? So the invisible will keep chanting 'Man, is just so fat/ugly/gormless'.
PS a village idiot is not dissenting. He's a village idiot.
Continuing with the same low standard of debate you established a while ago, I see.
"Of course you could post your own photographs to demonstrate that you are more handsome and camera-friendly than the guy you are mocking"
Whether I'm handsome or otherwise is irrelevant. I don't upload pictures of myself seriously doing a 'Blue Steel' on the internet, and then expect people not to take the piss. That is mockworthy.
But some are sensitive luveys, not sure why. After all you would'nt do it would you?
I do also concede 'John' you are a better mass debater than myself.
So, John automatically assumes that any jibe about a person's weight is actually directed to his wife.
If I was the subject's wife, say, and was reading John's comments, I would be angry with him. Of course, John has "probably never met" the subject or his wife, so John should be fine. Proba ly
"Continuing with the same low standard of debate you established a while ago, I see."
Says the man who just called someone 'The Flatus'.
"And the 'eating every day' phrase was a reference to his wife's blog, and ergo to her. Don't insult my intelligence by trying to claim otherwise."
Do you actually think that what you wrote made sense?
John automatically assumes that any jibe about a person's weight is actually directed to his wife.
When it references the name of her blog, then yes, of course it is directed to his wife, or at least about her. It insults the intelligence to suggest otherwise.
Says the man who just called someone 'The Flatus'.
The person concerned initiated that by calling himself 'john's flatus' in one of the several nicks he has used. And since he self-identified as such, who am I to deny his wishes?
Do you actually think that what you wrote made sense?
Yes, at least to those who can read. Which I acknowledge probably excludes a few here.
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