Is that a nuclear weapon in your pocket?
Veteran anti-nuclear campaigner and fear-monger Helen Caldicott observes:
Other possibities: testicles that never get cold; easy to avoid glowing wet spot; super-powered offspring; like a submarine, can stay down indefinitely; and personal electric generation facility.
Every male in the Northern Hemisphere has a small load of plutonium in his gonads. What that means to future generations God only knows...For your information, Helen, my gonads are carrying one big load. As for the consequences... well, when I go off, I really go off.
Other possibities: testicles that never get cold; easy to avoid glowing wet spot; super-powered offspring; like a submarine, can stay down indefinitely; and personal electric generation facility.
posted by Anonymous at 8:55 PM |
4 Comments:
So that's why willies are shaped like mushrooms.
Is that why Darp used to shave his balls? Or is that why he stopped?
Going by the side-effects of radio-therapy, he shouldn't have needed to.
Caldicott. Whinging fucking harpy. Wouldn't know a real man if he dragged his sweaty balls across her head.
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