IT AIN'T EASY BEING A KID TODAY

It's not enough that evil corporations are practically force-feeding kids sugary and fatty foods, and tempting them to use the horribly addictive tobacco. No, kids are also confronted with school work marked in shocking, self-esteem shattering primary red. Kids are so fucked up they're even attempting to juggle sharp-cornered, unforgiving, eye-gouging tennis balls. Oh, the horror of it all!