MICRO-ISLAMIC BRAIN BLAMES CIA MICRO-NUCLEAR BOMB

Indonesian Muslim cleric Abu Bakar Bashir says the 2002 Bali bombing was hijacked by the CIA, with the original bomb replaced by an American-designed "micro-nuclear bomb." Despite the bomb building expertise of the Americans the Indonesian designed bomb was actually much more technically advanced, not to mention more humane, as it "would not have killed people, only injured them."

Bright as he is, Bashir is stumped by Australia's travel restrictions:

"The Australian Government still treats me like an enemy for reasons that are unclear."

The reasons are clear to Australians and that's all that matters. Moron.