KIDS ARE GONNA EAT WHAT THEY WANT
Bill Clinton has hammered out a deal with five big US snack food companies to voluntarily limit kids' in-school access to calorie rich, salty foods. The plan hasn't even been implemented and the kids have come up with a work-around:
Carlos Rodriguez, 13, said his school already stocks its vending machines with health food — but it hardly matters.That leaves the lefties with three fall-back strategies: put the kiddies into government run education camps: legislate the naughty foods out of existence; or take all of our money off us. We all know deep down they really want the trifecta.
"Kids will buy what they want," he said. "We just stop by the bodega on the way home."
posted by Anonymous at 6:29 PM |
3 Comments:
That's the Doomicrats for you. Legislate everything down to the smallest detail, and create the perfect, risk-free, robotic society.
But RebeccaH, who will protect us from the risks of the Dems utopia? Nothing kills like small-mindedness.
Well my doctor has told me to eat more salt, so Mr. Clinton is going against my doctor's advice. He never said anything about fatty foods, so I'm taking that as an ok too.
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