GIANT SQUID NOT WELL ENDOWED

Now here's some unusual reporting:

The giant squid is the stuff of maritime legend but it's got nothing on an extraordinary 450kg creature that's been hauled from Antarctica's icy waters.

Meet colossus squid. Ten metres long. Two massive eyes, each half a metre in diameter. And a penis longer than all but the tallest of men.

But are they any good at basketball?

Update: The story above appears to underestimate the size of giant squid penises:

The male's sexual organ is actually a bit like a high-pressure fire hose and is normally nearly as long as his body - excluding legs and head.

Imagine trying to tuck that Johnson into your pants.